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Denver Snow Plow Union Demands Time and a Half for Working in Summer

After Re-Opening, Sheridan High School Changes Mascot to Sacrificial Ram

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Governor's Rule For Mandatory Last Call at 10:00 pm Proves Definitively Politicians are Nerds

Good Times Changes Name to “End Times”, to More Accurately Reflect Current Times

Michigan Mother Still Posting Photos on Facebook From Her Weekend Trip To Breckenridge in 2015

Colorado Meteorologist Fired for Finally Making an Accurate Statement

Denver Days Cancelled Due to All Days Being Indistinguishable from One Another

Mt. Sherman Loses 14er Status After Found to be 2,808 7th Graders Standing on Each Others Shoulders

Governor Polis Announces “We Are All Screwed, Time to Day Drink”

“It’s Pretty Shitty, Actually” Replaces “It’s All Good” in Colorado Vernacular

Cory Gardner Can’t Decide Which Oil and Gas Company to Become Lobbyist for in November

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