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Westish Contributor Sep 22, 20201 min"Periodic Global Temperature Variation" Comforts Climate Change Denier After Losing Home To Wildfire
Westish Contributor Sep 9, 20202 minDenver Snow Plow Union Demands Time and a Half for Working in Summer
Westish Contributor Sep 3, 20201 minAfter Re-Opening, Sheridan High School Changes Mascot to Sacrificial Ram
Westish Contributor Aug 26, 20202 minPolis Extends Alcohol Curfew to 11, Asks that You Text if You're Going to be Late
Westish Contributor Aug 24, 20202 minUh Oh! Denver Pedicab Driver Heard Muttering "This Baby Really Opens Up Once You Get on The Highway"
Westish Contributor Aug 19, 20202 min"I Have the Right to Send My Child to His Death," Says Douglas County Parent Through a Ventilator
Westish Contributor Aug 11, 20202 minGovernor's Rule For Mandatory Last Call at 10:00 pm Proves Definitively Politicians are Nerds
Westish Contributor Aug 7, 20202 minGood Times Changes Name to “End Times”, to More Accurately Reflect Current Times
Westish Contributor Aug 6, 20202 minMichigan Mother Still Posting Photos on Facebook From Her Weekend Trip To Breckenridge in 2015
Westish Contributor Aug 5, 20202 minColorado Meteorologist Fired for Finally Making an Accurate Statement
Westish Contributor Aug 4, 20202 minDenver Days Cancelled Due to All Days Being Indistinguishable from One Another
Westish Contributor Aug 3, 20202 minMt. Sherman Loses 14er Status After Found to be 2,808 7th Graders Standing on Each Others Shoulders
Westish Contributor Jul 30, 20202 minGovernor Polis Announces “We Are All Screwed, Time to Day Drink”
Westish Contributor Jul 28, 20202 min“It’s Pretty Shitty, Actually” Replaces “It’s All Good” in Colorado Vernacular
Westish Contributor Jul 27, 20202 minCory Gardner Can’t Decide Which Oil and Gas Company to Become Lobbyist for in November
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